I'm not going anywhere with a hard-on like that

Why did I cum on my pussy, I wanted kids - I'll shove the sperm inside

I refreshed my sperm after yoga — because it's both tasty and healthy

"Oh, what a big cock you have! Are you sure it will fit in my pussy?"

How could I have forgotten about February 14? Okay, I have a pee

The guy knows that the only way to distract her from TickTock is with his dick